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Q:why do the female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A:to stop the snoring before it starts..

Q:why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A:it helps them to remember which end they need to wipe

Q:how do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A:rename the mail folder "instruction manuals"

Q:why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A:because not one will stop and ask direction

Q:what should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A;shoot him again

Q:why do little boys whine?
A:they are practicing to be men

Q:what do you call an inteligent,good looking,sensitive man?
A: a rumor

A PRAYER.....
Dear Lord,I pray for WISDOM to understand my man,LOVE to forgive him,
and PATIENCE for his mood.because,Lord,if I pray for STRENGTH,
I will beat him to death, A-MEN

ONE day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Second after he stepped into the laundry room,he shouted to me,
"What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends.'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back,
'University of Oklahoma'
And they say blonds are dumb.....


He said-Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
she said-that`s good idea.you stand by the ironing board
while I sit on the sofa and fart.